Welcome to The Giggle Hub! 🎉
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Shmoopie and his friends are always ready with a silly joke and a smile!
🐻 Why won't Shmoopie eat dessert?
Because he's always stuffed!
🧸 Why did Shmoopie put his pajamas in the fridge?
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​Because he wanted to have cool dreams!

​🏝️ What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing—it just waved!
📚 Why don't books ever get cold?

Because they have covers.
🤥 Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

​Because then it would be a foot.
🦃 Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.
❄️ What do snowflakes eat for breakfast?

They eat frosted flakes.
☃️ What do you call a snowman with a
​6-pack?

An abdominal snowman.
🫧 Why did Legs invite bubbles to the party?

Because they always rise to the occasion.
🛁 Why do bathrooms make such good listeners?

Because they're great at handling private matters.
🚽 Why does Legs always bring friends to his favorite loo?

Because bubbles are better when shared.
❤️ What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers
🧻 Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot
🕸️ Why did the spider sit on the toilet?

Because he was working on his website
🐝 Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs
🥧 What is the best thing to put in a pie?

Your teeth
📝 What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong
⁉️ What lives without a body, hears without ears, and speaks without a mouth?

An echo
🕸️ Why don't spiders get caught in their own webs?

Because they know all the shortcuts
🇺🇸 What kind of tea do Americans drink on the Fourth of July?

Liber-tea